What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Allahu Ackbar!

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**