What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!