Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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