Which do you light first?

The match

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.