Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh