Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer