Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh