Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What's this payment?

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Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.