Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Tune a fish

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Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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So they won't whistle on the way down.

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The ground!

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Scares their dogs.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!