Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!