Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!