Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.