What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!