What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!