What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.