Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.