What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.