What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.