What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!