What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.