What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.