What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What's George Washington's favorite element?

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