What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

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What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons