What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)