When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin