When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)