When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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As little as possible dummy!