Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"