Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something