How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Because there are eyes everywhere!

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A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something