How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.