Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.