Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.