Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.