What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ?

Berlin maiden over !

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven