Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.