Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.