Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Banjo Player Jokes More Banjo Player Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.