Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
He plays golf.
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
None. They just move out of the house.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
They were trying to start a business.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
Because it lasts forever.
Too many walkers.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
