How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.