Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty