Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!