What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.