What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.