It's a match made in Heaven!
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
It depends on the flight delays.
The devil has standards.
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.