What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.