How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)