How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!