What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"