What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.