What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.