Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder