Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Johns Hopkins!

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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