What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"