What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Their victims never see them coming.

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They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.