What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

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Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.