How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.