How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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