How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Guard Jokes More Guard Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Entrance Jokes More Entrance Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.