Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars