Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it