How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd