How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.