How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.