What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!