What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator