What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.