What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.