What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"