What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"