What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline