What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.