How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

React Jokes More React Jokes

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.