How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

React Jokes More React Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.