Smells like teen spirit.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
Awful
I can't pair wines like this.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
They chia'd.
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
It smells like teen spirit.
