What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.