What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!