What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!