What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."