Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?