What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction