Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.