What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.