What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.