What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing