What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!