How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!