How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do tall people and black people have in common?

They have no one to look up to.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Telescope Jokes More Telescope Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Right Eye Jokes More Right Eye Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!