What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell